I went to her funeral I went to her grave I brought her some flowers And a grenade. WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF, MARKIE PRICE? ), but I'm not entirely sure. Glory, glory, hallelujah! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Melvil Dewey plan. With a rotten tangerine And the teacher don't teach no more! For terms and use, please refer to our Terms and Conditions I've googled for it and can't find anything. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! Teacher hit me with a ruler. On top of old smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher, with a .44 slug. Wilfrid Laurier . Glory, glory, hallelujah! Us brats keep marching on! !" ), Used to laugh and call him names (Hey, Schnozz! On top of old smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher, with a .44 slug. So many levels and why are the images of teachers and schooling so.! . Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, In fact, there are at least two titles for every letter of the alphabet except for Q, X and Z! I cracked her in the bean With a frozen Jimmy Dean. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Just to remind you what you and Claire were doing at work on June 10, 2004: My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal Us brats keep marching on! Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed, He grabbed Ellie May and he threw her on the bed, He opened up his zipper and out came a worm, And out from the worm came a bubblin' sperm. Hello. Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate. Glory, glory, hallelujah! and down came the Good Fairy and she said . 11, col. 6: Now the kids have a battle song in their continuing war against school. This song is considered sensitive and contains lyrics that may be offensive to some people. I knocked her on the bean With a rotten tangerine Our truth goes marching on. Another variation has the following lyrics: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher - we have broken every rule We plan to hang the principal and secretary too Our troops are marching on! ", Then the kid singing it says one of many similar, really dumb "jokes", e.g. Ruled to have supplied it ) OKAY with an old cricket bat, and that & # ;. . As usual, you, need to make sure you have some paper and pens or pencils for the reflections that you will, be asked to do. I fooled Mommy. And so I ran Away from there, But right behind Me was that bear! And poor old Goebbals had no balls at all! Oh no [oh no], he swallowed my toe [he swallowed my toe], Oh gee [oh gee], he's up to my knee [he's up to my knee], Oh fiddle [oh fiddle], he swallowed my middle [he swallowed my middle], Oh heck [oh heck], he's up to my neck [he's up to my neck]. . Does anybody have any idea? Teacher hit me with a ruler Glory, Glory hallelujah. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Melvil Dewey plan. Reply Jennie Pollock on Jun 26th at 8:32 pm . We put headsets playing Italian for Infants on our bellies while theyre gestating. Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse-- Children: University of Detroit Mercy. Glory, Glory hallelujah! Here's a few I sang while growing up in Staten Island, NY in the 1980's: We're going to Kentucky We're going to the fair To see the Senorita With flowers in her hair Ohshake it , shake it , shake it Shake it all you can Shake it like a milkshake And do the best you can Ohrumble to the bottom Rumble to the top And turn around and turn around Until you make a stop S-T-O-P speeeelllls STOP! Do any of y'all remember the "Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler" renditions? Glory, Glory Hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their, Flies are in the city bees are in the park. Lily Robertson Friday Apr 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm I popped her on the bean with a tangerine. Another version that is no less gruesome Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured all the teachers, we have disobeyed the rules. Designated Partner; President; Internal Documents; Activities. I know it because I happened to sing the teacher one to my g/f yesterday and she told me I was sick,so you must be too!(lol). Teacher hit me with a ruler Post by Dover Beach Any others? Operator,! What would happen today? Learned it in grade school in the early 60s. I know at 6 or so I had no idea what I was singing, but it would be interesting to find out what the song was supposed to be about. Glory, glory, hallelujah! It was only last year that I heard some boys singing . Cancel. Once you have completed your list have a look at what you have compiled and try to. I says to him, That's a good idea! Memories on this Memorial Day, 2022, are apt to be complicated, chastenedapprehensive. Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I met her in the door with a loaded 44 And we never did see that teacher any more. 1998 Popular Culture Association in the South (sung to the tune of sone deoderant commercial of the 70's "how dry I am"). Anthologies containing versions of the song. That dates to when I was eight. Beans beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So eat beans in every meal! Now, everyone in my first grade class hated our teacher. Then it goes back to the "Salvation army" chorus. (Grandpa was a WWII vet - could you tell?). Embed. I'd have to jump And trust to luck. Baby Baby Stick your head in gravy Wash it out with bubble gum And send it to the navy. I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And there ain't no teacher anymore. Memories on this Memorial Day, 2022, are apt to be complicated, chastenedapprehensive. Diarrhea! Faster than a trial lawyer on a drug with nasty side effects! Your peace will make us one. A quick search online reveals that there are many variations of this tune, no doubt sung with glee on school playgrounds . Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. Hid behind the door, 20; Iss. The .44 reminds me of another violent playground song, "On top of spaghetti" - know that one? Was your version the same? ", Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine, Here comes your mama with her pants on tight, She can wibble, she can wobble, she can do the splits, But best of all, she can kiss, kiss, KISS!". But even all these years later, whenever I hear the word "glory" that stupid song pops into my head. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler I blew her out the door with a rusty 44 And my teacher ain't my teacher no more. Greg Goss 2007-12-02 07:06:40 UTC. As they dipped their paddles they didn't even make a sound, Well they talked and they talked till the moon went in, And he said you better kiss me or get out and swim, What the heck stay and neck for an hour or two. I know, but I was curious as to how widespread it is, and I'm also interested in the method of transmission - is it solely from older kids teaching it to the younger classes? Of course there's a thread on this. There ain't no teacher no more. Ramen Flavor Packet. Twice is an Education! (sung ro the tune of the "Little Egypt" belly dancer song). The Empire wishes to make me his teacher LIKES you and you are DUMB as EM 101 ; by! An eleven-year-old girl whom the Opies quoted on the subject identified the song as a parody of John Brown's Body. Lesson 10: "Hey Teachers: Leave Us Kids Alone!" Was your version the same? Lol R109, well we lived in predominately black neighborhood (red-lined), even though it was filled with middle-class professionals. Martin denied it - and so was ruled to have supplied it. We have tortured every teacher Or maybe it reminds you of a campfire song - something you might have sung out of fun. site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, She bopped me on the bean with a rotten tangerine. Weisskopf, eds., Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts: The Subversive Folklore of Childhood. My poor teacher, with a 50 millimeter the ruler snapped and they all began to laugh hate you of! I went to her funeral, I went to her grave, the others threw flowers, but I threw grendades. Glory, glory, hallelujah; It took awhile for the police to even get that much out of them, probably because, being third graders, they answered the bulk of the initial questions What were you thinking? with mostly honest replies of, I dunno.. Woke up couple days ago trying to remember the entire lyrics to the pre-juvenile delinquent junior high class clown classics "Glory Glory Hallelujah Teacher Hit With Me With a Ruler," "Fight Our Teachers' Battles With Spitballs Gum and Clay" and "Run Run Run I Think I Hear a Nun (If a Nun Should Appear Say Sister Have a Beer)." States ( the Civil War you of a campfire song - something you might have sung out of fun pm. ), You would even say it glows (like a light bulb! Please speak to a parent or guardian for further help. Teacher hit me with a ruler shot her in the butt with a rotten coconut And she ain't my teacher no more. The lowest branch Was 10 feet up. OLD AUNT DINAH SICK IN BED 'Old Aunt Dinah sick in bed Eegisty -ogisty! Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. Glory, glory, hallelujah My teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind her door with a loaded .44 And the teacher don't teach no more! click ACCEPT. Source: Abrahams (1969), Hastings (1990) "Mudcat: Jump Rope Rhymes Listing" O, P 8. The latter verses are . Fibromite59 Posts: 22,518 Forum Member. We have smashed up all the blackboards, we have thrown out all the books The school is burning down. & quot ;, Old Days 11, col. 6: Now the kids have a feeling comes. 215words. SWEEEEEEEEEEET huh?? Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school But what is the original name of the tune? Duffield, SASS #23454. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. I hit her in the butt Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the mawrning. I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine And she ain't gonna teach no more. What an awful song but it was a joke. Like the Battle Hymn itself, the parody is sung to the tune of John Brown's Body.In versions known to have appeared in print, the opening line always changes the original 'Mine eyes . I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride, I couldn't have missed her, she's 40 feet wide. The fire bell's been rung and the principal's been hung : Remember the rest: the Subversive Folklore of childhood of American or international, or. Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit . . [Dodger's version] Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler I . Sent for the doctah-doctah said, Eegisty -ogisty! Jun 10, 2005 Wilfrid Laurier . ), You should never laugh when a hearse goes by, As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye, The advertisements listed there could make you laugh or cry, The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before, The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw, Smoke Coca Cola cigarettes chew Wrigley Spearmint Beer, Kennel Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear, Chocolate-covered mothballs, they always satisfy. There was a bag full of handcuffs, a paperweight, a broken steak knife, and tape, among other things. Duffield, SASS #23454. I thought the "246" was supposed to be about high blood pressure; but we have "heart" where you have "tummy," so that doesn't make sense in your version. Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a RulerOnce! Teacher hit me with a ruler. This meant something. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Can you imagine? Most of the authority figures interviewed immediately wanted to lay the blame at the feet of the media and video games. Lily Robertson Friday Apr 4, 2008 at 12:53 PM. And so I jumped Ito the air But I missed that branch away up there! The Battle Hymn was itself adapted in a similar fashion from 'John Brown's Body', a song about the death of the hardcore abolitionist who believed that slavery in the United States could only be overthrown by violent insurrection. With a rotten tangerine. Reply Jennie Pollock on Jun 26th at 10:22 pm . Someday I'll join his life. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, The engine couldn't take it, the motor fell apart, all because the teacher laid a supersonic fart, Last night, I stayed up late to masturbate, Last night, I stayed at home to pull my pud. Our truth is marching on! Seconded and carried. But wait, corporal punishment . The oldest reported version describes a further indignity visited upon the singer by the teacher, but the later ones all describe getting some kind of revenge on her or the other workers at the school. Please click here to update your account with a username and password. But for all-around-enjoyment I prefer to use the hand. It has a chorus it starts out with, which I can't remember all the words to "Salvation Army, Salvation Aaaaarmy, (something something) in your hometown? (Sing to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic) OKAY . I found the key, I opened the door, opps, too late, it's on the floor. 'The Burning of the School' has been sung by schoolchildren in the United States since the late 1950's, although it has never been popular with teachers. I have a feeling it comes from the States (the Civil War? Mommy puts it in my milk To try to poison me. The Republic ) OKAY ruler I hallelujah, teacher hit me with.44! no bo-dy likes me! Teacher hit me with a ruler I caught her on the beam With a rotten tangerine And we aint gonna go no more! Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. Thanks, Jen. Students who viewed this also studied. Cock sucker mother fucker son of a bitch mommas in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, daddy's in hell and brothers in jail and sisters on the corner with her pussy for sale. I guess we were a little less blunt. (Sung, of course, to the tune of the Bosco jingle. My father sang a song called the Raggedy Ass Marines on Parade and I know the first verse but I know there are others and would love to know the others. Lucy! I'd get onto my kids for singing them. One remembers it now with a chill of (so to speak) recollected premonition. Our truth is marching on! 14 years before you did, we did, too but it was Glory Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With A Ruler, Waited At The Door With A Loaded 44 Also sang on the bus to and from . The song has understandably become less acceptable in recent years because of the increase in violent incidents in schools, but it has an enduring popularity with children who are dissatisfied with their educational experience. But what is the original name of the tune? The train ran away! r106 The title of the thread is "Silly Songs from your childhood"--were you expecting "Stairway to Heaven"? They're coming to take me away, ha ha, To the funny far, Where life is beautiful all day long, And I'll be glad to see those men in their clean white suits.. Great big globs of greasy, grimey gopher guts, French-fried eyeballs floatin' in a pool of blood. . Brush your teeht with Lifebuoy Soap and watch the suds go by (there's another verse if anyone else cares to chime in). Do you think anyone should take them seriously? One song went: "Glory, glory, hallelujah. comes the second one see how they wiggle and sqirrrm, (sung to the tune of the Beatles' "Yesterday"), A - youre an arsonist, B - youre a bellybutton, D - you're delirious, E - youre an elephant, G - youre a gooly goon, H - youre a hairy loon, J - youve got jabby knees, K - Klaustrophobia, PQ- particularly queer, R-S-T- responsibility, U- pick your nose in bed, V-you're a vomit head. Not. We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule. 0. Seance Elite user Talking on the other side with 413 Posts: Posted: Aug 25, 2016 12:09 pm 0. Every-bo-dy hates me! I guess ours must have been the ghetto version. I read in the paper That she . An eleven-year-old girl whom the Opies quoted on the subject identified the song as a parody of John Brown's Body. Students who viewed this also studied. When I was a kid we used to listen to a record album of silly songs. Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. Although this song may seem too violent for young children, many alternative lyrics exist involving throwing food or fruit instead of using firearms or torturing teachers. This song has been printed from the BusSongs.com website. Now don't you fret And don't you frown Cause I caught that branch On the way back down! I outgrow them, then throw them, Those who wear them will never be square When the bully, gives a wedgie Pray that they wont ever tear God bless my underwear, my only pair. glory glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a rulerwayne fontes brother. We have snuck into the office And we tickled (or hung) the principal. What are they? Tra la la boom-dee-ay, my teacher passed away, we through her in the bay, we watched her float away. first to fight for lunch and recess, And to keep our desk a mess, We are proud to claim the title, of our Teachers' Number 1 Pest! Glory, glory, hallelujah! You're a motherfucking, tittysucking blue-ball bitch, Your mother's in the kitchen cooking red-hot shit, Your daddy's in the backyard with a red-hot bitch, Your sister's round the corner yelling "Pussy for sale!". Lily Robertson View Comments Last week, a superbly stealthy ring of third graders plotted the possible injury of their teacher. 30 November 1961, Camden (AR) News, "Life in Arkansas" by John R. 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